That's right bachaa, sit. Sit down for a minute. I vant to talk to you.

What's is it with you kids? What are you doing here? Ap ap ap, no talking vhile I'm talking. I know vhy you always come here. This is where you all— what is it—hang out?

You come here and talk bakwaas on this "message board" thing. You check for events on the myBindi calendar. You plan the weddings.

I'm telling you. Vhen I came to this country we had to valk to the community centre. I valked ten miles every Friday to get there. My feet are still sore. You think you can just hook in to this Interveb and have good fun? You don't know good fun. Carram board, that is a good fun.

And vhat else? You know I saw you the other time. You hooked in to myBindi from work! And chotoo hooked in from his college. I saw both of you! Baysharum! You and your friends sneaking over to myBindi when you should be vorking. Vhen I first came to this country I vorked for fifteen years before I took a break. All you do is take breaks. Look at these hands!

You may go now, but I hope you take something away from this. You had best watch it. I will be keeping a close eye! Alright, get out of here, I need my rest...


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